It's been a hot minute

Hi there. How are you? Where are you? I think you're at work somewhere. It doesn't and hasn't mattered. You're not here and I am not there. I do get to see you occasionally and you will always live inside a very happy place in my mind. However, I digress. It's not that I don't care or constantly think of you, it's just that I never see you, and it's my turn to come visit. In that vein, I should tell you a few things. Mostly it's those kisses you give me that cause me to flutter, just enough.

Alright, here we go...

 I'm married to a lesbian, that had a girlfriend, who was married to a man, but now that's all over. I told her I was also a lesbian, trapped in a man's body. She kissed me and then we got married. Kissed a bit more and then we had to give up on our girlfriend. She's a bit confused anyhow, that one we called our girlfriend. I mean, think of the children bitch.

 I'm sitting here now wondering why I'm telling you any of this? However for some reason, I believe this will find you smiling, I trust all is well gumdrop. I've got the most fantastic challenge.

I'm married to a lesbian, who has a girlfriend that's married to a man. However, we had to let her go. It just wasn't working. So, now we're so happy and pretty free. However, we're both lesbians. I am only struggling with one, two or a million things. I have a penis. I just want to snuggle. I feel like it will all work out, also today is Friday.